I've made loads of actual posts recently and now I have no idea what to write about...

i made a thing.

facebook.

Dear Facebook,
I specifically told you that I do not wish to have your stupid timeline. If I wanted a Timeline I'd draw one or flipping google one. Give me my old profile back or I'm deleting my account and going back to BEBO!!
Thanks for nothing
Annoyed and frankly pissed off
*poster's name*

this was a post that just came up on my facebook newsfeed and, to be honest, really annoyed me. firstly, the girl who posted it is an idiot and i do not like her at all. i'm just too lazy to delete her. secondly, she 'specifically told' facebook she didn't want the timeline. how did you do that, then? post another angry status? i'm sure the facebook people spend a lot of time on your profile and checking what you want them to do. "give me my old profile back or i'm deleting my account and going back to BEBO" what a fucking terrifying threat. i'm sure they are so frightened of you leaving for BEBO that they will do whatever you want them to do. finally, "thanks for nothing" ...nothing? facebook is a free service online. no one is forcing you to use it, so go through with your threat and fuck off back to bebo if the timeline is that awful. i honestly don't see why people have such a problem with it, i mean, it looks nicer, everything is tidier. facebook updated. it's what things do, they change. get used to it or fuck off, really. 

fans.

what makes a fan?
a fan of a band: you like the band's music.
a fan of a television show: you like the television show and probably the people in it.
a fan of anything: you like that thing. simple as.
so why do people think there is such a thing as a 'fake fan'?
it really bothers me and i don't understand why people seem to believe that you need to know every tiny detail about something before you are allowed to call yourself a fan. just because you know the exact time, date and location that a certain celebrity was born doesn't mean that you are more of a fan than anyone else who likes that person. i don't understand why people feel the need to prove themselves in 'fandoms' (a word which is really starting to bother me) by saying "oh i was here first, obviously i am a better fan you're not even a real fan go away lol". why can't people just be glad that there are other people that enjoy the thing that they do and become friends?

i hate people.

"I would die if in the future kids would be analysing 50 Shades Of Grey for GCSE"

yes, because an erotic novel based on twilight is a perfect thing for 15/16 year olds to analyse at school. i can totally see that happening. -.-'

good charlotte

good charlotte

Drec ec y bucd.

Rammu! Yvdan dra mycd muhk, punehk bucd E druikrd E't tu cusadrehk y ped tevvynahd. Drec bucd ec fneddah lusbmaydmo eh Al Bhed. Ev oui lyh nayt ed, oui yna bnaddo luum.
Ajahdiymmo, E fyhd du pa ypma du fneda eh Al Bhed fedruid muugehk yd y dypma du damm sa frelr maddan eh Al Bhed ec frelr maddan eh English.