omegle adventures.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: my extremely large penis gets many stares from jealous men


Stranger: Yup. Probably you


You: 8=====================================D thats me


You: not ACTUAL SIZE


You: scaled down A LOT


You: can hardly fit in my panties


You: sometimes i don't wear panties


You: or any clothes at all


You: then the people at the store won't let me in


You: "put some pants on!" they say


You: why should i?


You: i have a fabulous willy and everyone should know about it.


You: ...what's yours like?


You: hello?


You: I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR PENIS!


You: :(


You have disconnected.






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Q: my crush has a boyfriend. how do i kill him?



You: crush him


You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Stranger: you dont


You: I AM HILARIOUS


Stranger: stay out of it






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derp

i think fandoms are stupid. if you don't know what a fandom is (and i have no idea how you've managed to avoid people mentioning them) it's what groups of fans call themselves now. like a kingdom, i guess, but with bossy, annoying fans telling other fans what to do and how to act. well, that's a lot of what i've seen, anyway.
i used to consider myself a member of a few fandoms, (horrible histories, my chemical romance, the killers) before i realised how stupid the whole thing is.
often i see people complaning how there's 'too much drama' in the fandom. well, no one is asking you to be a member of this fandom. leave. or just ignore the people causing the 'drama'.
i also see people saying "i've been moving away from the _____ fandom recently" but it's like, who gives a fuck? oh no, you're not talking to the annoying assholes that think they're in charge of people who like a specific thing. this is so awful.

...i think i just hate people.

I've made loads of actual posts recently and now I have no idea what to write about...

i made a thing.

facebook.

Dear Facebook,
I specifically told you that I do not wish to have your stupid timeline. If I wanted a Timeline I'd draw one or flipping google one. Give me my old profile back or I'm deleting my account and going back to BEBO!!
Thanks for nothing
Annoyed and frankly pissed off
*poster's name*

this was a post that just came up on my facebook newsfeed and, to be honest, really annoyed me. firstly, the girl who posted it is an idiot and i do not like her at all. i'm just too lazy to delete her. secondly, she 'specifically told' facebook she didn't want the timeline. how did you do that, then? post another angry status? i'm sure the facebook people spend a lot of time on your profile and checking what you want them to do. "give me my old profile back or i'm deleting my account and going back to BEBO" what a fucking terrifying threat. i'm sure they are so frightened of you leaving for BEBO that they will do whatever you want them to do. finally, "thanks for nothing" ...nothing? facebook is a free service online. no one is forcing you to use it, so go through with your threat and fuck off back to bebo if the timeline is that awful. i honestly don't see why people have such a problem with it, i mean, it looks nicer, everything is tidier. facebook updated. it's what things do, they change. get used to it or fuck off, really. 

fans.

what makes a fan?
a fan of a band: you like the band's music.
a fan of a television show: you like the television show and probably the people in it.
a fan of anything: you like that thing. simple as.
so why do people think there is such a thing as a 'fake fan'?
it really bothers me and i don't understand why people seem to believe that you need to know every tiny detail about something before you are allowed to call yourself a fan. just because you know the exact time, date and location that a certain celebrity was born doesn't mean that you are more of a fan than anyone else who likes that person. i don't understand why people feel the need to prove themselves in 'fandoms' (a word which is really starting to bother me) by saying "oh i was here first, obviously i am a better fan you're not even a real fan go away lol". why can't people just be glad that there are other people that enjoy the thing that they do and become friends?

i hate people.

"I would die if in the future kids would be analysing 50 Shades Of Grey for GCSE"

yes, because an erotic novel based on twilight is a perfect thing for 15/16 year olds to analyse at school. i can totally see that happening. -.-'

good charlotte

good charlotte

Drec ec y bucd.

Rammu! Yvdan dra mycd muhk, punehk bucd E druikrd E't tu cusadrehk y ped tevvynahd. Drec bucd ec fneddah lusbmaydmo eh Al Bhed. Ev oui lyh nayt ed, oui yna bnaddo luum.
Ajahdiymmo, E fyhd du pa ypma du fneda eh Al Bhed fedruid muugehk yd y dypma du damm sa frelr maddan eh Al Bhed ec frelr maddan eh English.

Hello blog.

I just finished watching Jon Richardson A Little Bit OCD (which you can watch too by clicking that nice link there!) and it had left my brain a little messy.

I had two reasons for watching it:

1) I like Jon Richardson. He is funny.

2) Sometimes I wonder if I might have OCD because of some of the things that I do.

A while ago I was thinking about some of my weird things that I do/feel and it got me thinking about the possibility that I have OCD. I know it's wrong to self diagnose these things, and the fact that I sort of did may have made the whole thing worse, but y'know, it happened. I took a few online tests and, if I remember rightly, pretty much all of them said that it would be worth checking out. I'm too scared to, so I won't.

Most people think of OCD as constant hand washing or straightening things and having everything perfect, but I'm not like that at all.

I do wash my hands a lot, which I think I get from my dad because he does too. I've also started carrying wet wipes around with me everywhere just in case. It's never gone further than that, though. I don't obsessively use sanitiser or anything, and I don't obsessively clean anything else, just my hands if they feel yucky. As for straightening things and having everything perfect, I'm not like that at all. Anyone who has been in my room knows what a complete mess it is, so there's nothing particularly OCD-ish there.

There was one section in Jon's documentary which made me think more than any other. It was when he was talking to someone about how the people with this feel if they don't do the things that they do. For example, when I go to bed I have to check the plug sockets in my room four times and then slide my fingers across them to make completely sure that they are off other wise I can't sleep because I think that they are still on or I've left something plugged in and that something bad will happen and I will die. Sometimes I forget to do this until I am in bed and then have to get up and do it then go back to bed. This seems to only happen when I am alone, though. If I have a friend staying over then I can just go to bed without checking them.

I also have to check Merlin's hutch four times and the lock at the top once before I go to bed otherwise I think that I've left it open (even though I check when I feed him that it is shut and I know that it is shut) and that he will get out and run away and die or something awful. At the same time, before I go to bed, I have to check that the dog has a bowl of water otherwise she will dehydrate and die while I'm asleep even though I know that she can survive a few hours without.

When I go out I have to check my straighteners are unplugged even though I remember unplugging them and then when I lock the front door I have to check the handle five times to make sure it's locked. I also have to check all the other switches in the house to make sure they're off, even the ones I haven't had one. That definitely comes from my dad, though.

I have to carry a bag of tablets, 'girl things', deodorant and a lip balm wherever I go. I also have to have a bottle of water with me at all times because if I don't I might choke on something and die. Like, even if I'm going to Tesco or a restaurant where they sell drinks I still have to take my own in case they won't help me.

The checking things hasn't been this bad forever, it was more feeling ill when I was younger, which actually made a mess of my life a bit. From year six onwards I had a lot of trouble with feeling ill. I always used to feel ill in the morning before school. Mum took me to the doctors millions of times but they never found anything wrong because there was nothing wrong with me, my brain was just using this as a way to stop me going to school. School like wasn't even bad back then, I mean, people occasionally made comments about my size but my friends who were nice outweighed the people who weren't.

So, because of feeling ill I became afraid to leave the house. I was terrified of getting ill and not being able to get back home, because home is safe. This probably explains why my grades dropped a lot. From me being afraid when I felt ill, I started to become afraid of other people who said they felt ill in case they made me ill and then I would get ill and not be able to get home where it is safe. So then I started being really protective of that water bottle that I carry around everywhere. There is literally one person that can ask for some of my drink and for me to give them some without thinking because his tongue has been in my mouth I feel more comfortable around him than anyone else, which is weird considering I haven't known him that long.

I think that paragraph went a little off topic...

Back to the point: I'm not as bad with the 'feeling ill' thing as I used to be. The slightest stomach ache would leave me afraid to leave my room and constantly disappointing my friends when I was supposed to be meeting them or not making it to school when I really needed to be there. Now I'm beginning to understand that I am not really ill when I think I am because it feels different to actual illness. Well, I've always known that it feels different, but I was too afraid to just get on with life.

I'm not really sure what this blog post was meant to achieve. I guess nothing, but it was quite nice to write. It's probably very likely that I don't have OCD at all and I'm just a bloody weirdo. I can't help these things. It's just the way that I am. I didn't even mention how I can't see red and green together unless it's Christmas...

idk complaining

i think that a few people (or maybe just one person in particular) that i follow on twitter just says things for attention. i feel mean for thinking that sometimes because she's lovely whenever i talk to her but... sigh.
things she says always seems come straight after someone else mentions something similar, it's like "hey, you can't have the attention! i want it!" which is kinda rude. i mean, i like attention, but i have better ways of getting it.

we are obviously the best people.

"And we all just runaway
I knew it when I met you
I'm not gonna let you run away
I knew it when I held you, I wasn't letting go~"

Lists

i made an anime list and a manga list so that i can try and keep up with what i'm doing with manga and anime, even though it probably won't work. i really do want to watch more anime (i'm not all that bothered about manga because i suck at reading, but i do want to read the yu-gi-oh ones) so maybe with this list i can actually get around to doing it. i mean, i watch a lot of anime but it's /always/ yu-gi-oh and usually yu-gi-oh that i've already seen.

EVERYONE IS MAKING BLOG POSTS AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

a while ago a saw someone say that "when the world ends you'll be begging me for sex" were really good, deep lyrics. they were being totally honest too. i think that they are broken.

sometimes i find things in my laptop and i'm not entirely sure why i have them. this was one of them until i realised that this is a fabulous picture and i never want to delete it ever.

Ok to the dudes who keep asking why yugi didn't use the god cards its because this movie takes place between after yusei created order and jayden I have no clue what he's doing but also this takes place when yugi first met maxmillion pegasus so he couldn't have had the god cards at all most like exodia but not the god cards





THE BEST YOUTUBE COMMENT I'VE EVER READ.

oh look a big list.

 a big list of disney films, to be exact. i want to know how many i've seen and then try to watch the ones i haven't.

1. snow white and the seven dwarves
2. pinocchio
3. fantasia
4. dumbo
5. bambi
6. saludos amigos
7. the three caballeros
8. make mine music
9. fun and fancy free
10. melody time
11. the adventures of ichabod and mr. toad
12. cinderella
13. alice in wonderland
14. peter pan
15. lady and the tramp
16. sleeping beauty
17. 101 dalmations
18. the sword in the stone
19. the jungle book
20. the aristocats
21. robin hood
22. the many adventures of winnie the pooh
23. the rescuers
24. the fox and the hound
25. the black cauldron
26. the great mouse detective
27. oliver and company
28. the little mermaid
29. the rescuers down under
30. beauty and the beast
31. aladdin
32. the lion king
33. pocahontas
34. the hunchback of notre dame
35. hercules
36. mulan
37. tarzan
38. fantasia 2000
39. dinosaur
40. the emperor's new groove
41. atlantis: the lost empire
42. lilo and stitch
43. treasure planet
44. brother bear
45. home on the range
46. chicken little
47. meet the robinsons
48. bolt
49. the princess and the frog
50. tangled
51. winnie the pooh
52. wreck-it ralph [not yet released]

so i've seen 28 of 51. that's about half. not too bad, i guess.

today is sunday.

i had a water fight with a bunch of kids today and by the time i'd dried off it was shower time. maybe i can actually get dry now.
i then wrote five essays and made my hand hurt.
i also had a moment where i wondered what my granddad on my father's side was like, because i never knew him. but moments later i was over it because that side of the family is fucking weird.

reading that last post (although it's not really much of one) back i've kinda realised that this blog is probably going to have a lot of that.
people know it's here, but no one's going to pay any attention to it so i can pretty much write what i want.
but i won't because i never do.
i keep it all up here *taps head*

isn't it lovely when you want to talk to someone and they're just not interested.
sigh.

uh oh

so i woke up totally ill this morning and didn't even go in for the mock exam.
i felt better so quickly it probably would have been better to go. oh well. too late now. i don't really care anyway.
instead, i spent my day playing video games and recording them.
i had my first ever play on skyrim and the big spiders are the worst things.
i fought them without looking at the screen.

you can watch me derping at skyrim here

i have a mock exam tomorrow and i haven't really been taught anything that is going to be on it.
i will spend the time waffling and drawing.
the real exam is in three weeks.
here is an image which displays my feelings about this:

it's too hot.

it's too hot and i don't like it. the only way i can think of cooling down is removing clothes but umm no.
also i should stop talking about being naked/boobs/my underwear.
or maybe i shouldn't. i don't really care.
it's too hot.

sometimes i want to post things here but i don't know what. that's how things like this happen.

super neko neko kawaii desu deck building go~! (or just regular deck building, that works too)

effect monsters:

• yubel
• man-eater bug
• giant orc
• old vindictive magician
• stone statue of the aztecs
• gyroid
• kuriboh
• hane-hane
• mystic tomato
• princess of tsurugi

normal monsters:

• nin-ken dog
• luster dragon
• la jinn the mystical genie of the lamp
• summoned skull
• battle ox
• sonic duck
• dark blade

spell cards:

• back to square one
• swords of revealing light
• premature burial
• brain control
• mask of the accursed
• pot of greed
• black pendant
• fissure
• axe of dispair
• last will
• monster reborn
• change of heart
• dian keto the cure master
• dark hole
• soul exchange (x2)
• magical mallet
• card destruction
• reload
• pot of generosity

trap cards:

• staunch defender
• shift
• level conversion lab
• mispolymerization
• secret barrel
• magic cylinder
• call of the haunted
• negate attack
• sakuretsu armor

TOTAL: 45

so i guess my strategy is to get yubel onto the field and keep her there as long as possible (using the kinda strong and easy to summon monsters as tributes each turn) whilst trying to get my opponent to attack her. 

however i have NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING and kinda just wing it and see how it goes.

i haven't checked banned lists because i don't do proper contest things so idgaf really :3

i feel like i should do an 'about me' post.

my name is emma and i am eighteen until the 20th of september. i love cats. i love every kind of cat. no really, the girl in that song is pretty much. me. i don't have a cat, though. mum says she's had too many and doesn't want any more. sigh. i've made friends with someone else's cat that i see behind my house sometimes. it's a really angry cat but i don't care. 

i have a dog and i have a rabbit. charlie is the biggest, fattest, laziest but most beautiful dog ever. and merlin's weird. he licks my face and doesn't like my mother, but we love him anyway. 

i really love history. i didn't before, though. this is a recent thing. all through school i found it really boring (except in year 4 because vikings and stuff) and never wanted to do it, but since finding the horrible histories tv series i've grown to love it and now i want to learn everything and not really do anything else. that'd be a pretty cool job. just learning about history all day every day. as long as i could choose the kind of history i wanted to know about. i don't like anything too modern. the victorian era is kinda where i stop being interested. well, and the world wars. they're pretty interesting. anything past that, i don't think you can really consider history. like, if people from then are still alive then it just doesn't seem like history. in a few years it will be, definitely, but not just yet. like how at the time of the ancient egyptians they wouldn't have been ancient egyptians, they'd have just been egyptians. i'm not really sure what i'm talking about now. this new love of history has caused me to become a bit of a fan of king george iv, who was a pretty terrible king, and only reigned for ten years. i keep buying books about him and not reading them. i just like having them. i hardly ever read. it's not that i dont' like to read, i just have the worst attention span.

(i told you so)

i really like yu-gi-oh. i think that this blog will have a large number of yu-gi-oh related posts. especially now that i'm finally finishing off the series that i haven't completed. which is all of them. except gx, although i only just watched that in the last few weeks. 

i have absolutely no problems whatsoever with admitting that i find fictional characters attractive. not when they're animals, though. i'm not a furry. and i don't like weird fetishes either. i mean, nothing against people who are into super fat girls or feet or whatever, but i just don't. it's weird. especially the feet one. feet are fuckin' weird. i will also admit that i love slash/yaoi and will probably post it, so if you don't like it then you have been warned.

i recently good super into glee and it gives me all kinds of feels. (i will regularly refer to emotions and feeling as 'feels' or even 'feeeeeeeeeeeeels' if they're really strong.) mostly the kinds of feels where i wish that i could sing. i can't sing. also klaine feels and britanna feels and santana alone feels. also finchel feels and omfg mercedes fuck off feels. so much glee.

i'm running out of things to say. i think i got the important stuff in. 

yu-gi-oh has the most quality art.

 tristan's face is one of the greatest faces. i mean really.

i don't know. a first post.

i've realised that i really do not take my education seriously anymore. while everyone i follow on twitter is worrying about gcses and a-levels i am worrying about whether i will pass my duel exam on a video game. honestly, i care more about that than i do my a-levels. i blame the school i go to. i don't think anyone at ely college actually cares about what goes on. i don't have a teacher most days and when i do i usually stay home.
i suppose i'm just bored of learning. i have been for a while. well, not really bored of learning but bored with learning what my school is teaching. i want to know about history. i want to know about ancients and knights and monarchs. my school doesn't offer any of this. i also want to learn japanese. my school only does french german or spanish. i suppose it's partly my fault for going to such a terrible school, but if i'd gone anywhere else i'd never have made it. the schools in cambridge would require me to take the train everyday. i'm far too lazy for that. ely is the only one within walking distance of my house and that is exactly why i chose it. i'm glad that i'm leaving soon, even if i do leave with hardly any results.