omegle adventures.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: my extremely large penis gets many stares from jealous men


Stranger: Yup. Probably you


You: 8=====================================D thats me


You: not ACTUAL SIZE


You: scaled down A LOT


You: can hardly fit in my panties


You: sometimes i don't wear panties


You: or any clothes at all


You: then the people at the store won't let me in


You: "put some pants on!" they say


You: why should i?


You: i have a fabulous willy and everyone should know about it.


You: ...what's yours like?


You: hello?


You: I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR PENIS!


You: :(


You have disconnected.






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Q: my crush has a boyfriend. how do i kill him?



You: crush him


You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Stranger: you dont


You: I AM HILARIOUS


Stranger: stay out of it






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